The Republic of A Warning is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 593 million Warningians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The very strong Warningian economy, worth 27.3 trillion beybladeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,048 beybladeses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,215 per year while the poor average 5,891, a ratio of 36.5 to 1.

They say that Warningians made a dessert and called it peace, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. A Warning's national animal is the vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

A Warning is ranked 122,682^nd in the world and 1^st in Northern South for Longest Average Lifespans, with 71.78 years.