The Democratic Republic of A secret alt is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29 million msuMsjshsoshsms altaksosjs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong kspJsms smsjahs economy, worth 2.20 trillion rurorjwhaozns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 75,847 rurorjwhaozns, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A secret alt's national animal is the Houjdjocsnsdoucjisducwrnuowdjuw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

A secret alt is ranked 114,788^th in the world and 1^st in A secret alt region for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,547.8 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.