The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Olaf the Insane Troll with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.62 billion Trolls love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anyanka. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The strong Troll-la-lan economy, worth a remarkable 4,112 trillion singles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 115,458 singles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll-la-la's national animal is the puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Troll-la-la is ranked 37,011^th in the world and 20^th in Wysteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,943.99 on the Gilded Widget Scale.