Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 559thMost Rebellious Youth: 644th
The Insane Ramblings of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Same As It Ever Was
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
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Troll-la-la

Population30.701 billion

CapitalAnyanka
LeaderOlaf the Insane Troll

Currencysingle
Animalpuffin

The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Olaf the Insane Troll with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.701 billion Trolls love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anyanka. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The Troll-la-lan economy, worth a remarkable 3,132 trillion singles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,018 singles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes at least three to tango, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and the weather in Anyanka is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll-la-la's national animal is the puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Troll-la-la is ranked 11,443rd in the world and 38th in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 85.34 quips per hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 559thMost Rebellious Youth: 644thBest Weather: 644thMost Beautiful Environments: 991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,688thMost Pacifist: 1,762ndNicest Citizens: 2,043rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,190thSafest: 2,395thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,643rdLargest Governments: 3,042ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,276thMost Devout: 3,691stHealthiest Citizens: 5,027thHighest Economic Output: 5,108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,248thHighest Food Quality: 6,498thMost Cultured: 7,951stMost Inclusive: 8,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,976thLowest Crime Rates: 9,009thSmartest Citizens: 11,443rdTop
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Most Stationary: 16,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,313thMost Income Equality: 25,207th
Top
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Safest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Troll-la-la was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Troll-la-la was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, the weather in Anyanka is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, it takes at least three to tango.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Anyanka bus driver.
  • : Troll-la-la was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.

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