Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 287thMost Cheerful Citizens: 562ndMost Rebellious Youth: 679th
The Insane Ramblings of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Same As It Ever Was
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Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Troll-la-la

Population31.643 billion

CapitalAnyanka
LeaderOlaf the Insane Troll

Currencysingle
Animalpuffin

The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Olaf the Insane Troll with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.643 billion Trolls love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anyanka. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The Troll-la-lan economy, worth a remarkable 3,233 trillion singles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,190 singles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll-la-la's national animal is the puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Troll-la-la is ranked 5,322nd in the world and 14th in Wysteria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.1 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 287thMost Cheerful Citizens: 562ndMost Rebellious Youth: 679thBest Weather: 693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,067thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,758thMost Pacifist: 1,777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,062ndNicest Citizens: 2,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,294thSafest: 2,389thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,600thLargest Governments: 3,201stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,301stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,375thMost Devout: 3,887thHighest Economic Output: 5,145thHealthiest Citizens: 5,215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,322ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,471stHighest Food Quality: 6,499thMost Cultured: 7,691stMost Inclusive: 8,395thLowest Crime Rates: 8,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,185thSmartest Citizens: 11,642ndTop
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Most Stationary: 15,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,076thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,774thMost Income Equality: 24,605th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Troll-la-la was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Troll-la-la was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Troll-la-la's influence in Wysteria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Troll-la-la's influence in Wysteria fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Troll-la-la's influence in Wysteria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Troll-la-la, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Troll-la-la's influence in Wysteria fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Troll-la-la's influence in Wysteria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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