The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.36 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 38,876 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,586 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,510,948 per year while the poor average 49,786, a ratio of 110 to 1.

The vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, euthanasia is illegal, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 14^th in the world and 4^th in Wysteria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 838,586.74 Standard Monetary Units.