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Complete Bastards

Population41.217 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.217 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 34,535 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 837,889 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,495,568 per year while the poor average 50,023, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, the government seizes all major gold finds, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 255,725th in the world and 67th in Wysteria for Most Cultured, scoring -479 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thMost Avoided: 18thHighest Economic Output: 19thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thFattest Citizens: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thHighest Average Incomes: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thMost Patriotic: 54thLargest Populations: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 69thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 75thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thLargest Gambling Industry: 107thMost Devout: 118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122ndMost Armed: 140thMost Primitive: 282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336thMost Stationary: 337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 551stLargest Governments: 559thLargest Retail Industry: 755thMost Efficient Economies: 1,162ndLargest Black Market: 1,514thMost Conservative: 1,576thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,775thRudest Citizens: 3,316thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,457thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,700thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,070thMost Influential: 7,334thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,571stTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,064thMost Extreme: 24,740th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the region

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