Most Avoided: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Complete Bastards

Population38.33 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.33 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 32,219 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 840,581 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,335,382 per year while the poor average 54,923, a ratio of 97.1 to 1.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 58th in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 24,234.28 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Avoided: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thFattest Citizens: 17thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 64thLargest Populations: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 79thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thMost Devout: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thMost Armed: 133rdMost Primitive: 262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271stMost Stationary: 358thLargest Governments: 481stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 533rdLargest Retail Industry: 560thLargest Black Market: 930thMost Efficient Economies: 963rdTop
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Most Conservative: 2,410thLowest Crime Rates: 2,481stRudest Citizens: 3,058thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,225thMost Influential: 7,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,887thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,103rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,349thMost Extreme: 20,112th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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