Largest Insurance Industry: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Complete Bastards

Population42.501 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.501 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 35,613 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 837,950 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,506,767 per year while the poor average 49,748, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, bilingual Complete Bastards are viewed with suspicion, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 1,330th in the world and 16th in Wysteria for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.81 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Economic Output: 19thFattest Citizens: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Populations: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thMost Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Patriotic: 81stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thMost Corrupt Governments: 100thLargest Gambling Industry: 106thMost Devout: 129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 135thMost Armed: 148thMost Primitive: 301stMost Stationary: 328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 476thLargest Governments: 580thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 581stLargest Retail Industry: 816thMost Conservative: 1,305thMost Efficient Economies: 1,330thLargest Black Market: 1,649thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,848thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,323rdRudest Citizens: 3,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,491stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,016thMost Influential: 7,542ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,020thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,183rd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bilingual Complete Bastards are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, only government officials may operate computers.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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