The National Dictatorship of The Bolivian Socialist Falange is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Presidente Klaus Altmann with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.218 billion Bolivians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Paz. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bolivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Bolivianoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 163,162 Bolivianoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Presidente Klaus Altmann has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bolivian Socialist Falange's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Bolivian Socialist Falange is ranked 78,843^rd in the world and 29^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.8 law-abiding acts per hour.