The National People's Republic of Blangstan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wali Nanggroë Manan Al-falah with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.823 billion Blangians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuta Blang. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blangstanian economy, worth 810 trillion Pengs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,109 Pengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Wali Nanggroë Manan Al-falah's office's janitor is heating up, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blangstan's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aswaja.

Blangstan is ranked 274,687^th in the world and 43^rd in United Fascist Workers Association for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.