The People's Republic of Progfatal is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairperson of the Supreme Council with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.974 billion Progfatalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sud'ba. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Progfatalian economy, worth 420 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,222 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progfatal's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Progfatal is ranked 276,833^rd in the world and 44^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.