The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.422 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,836 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,009,537 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,299,906 per year while the poor average 232,154, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Los Santos, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 336^th in the world and 1^st in Nintendo for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 24,396.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.