The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 48.585 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth a staggering 50,352 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,036,371 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,482,754 per year while the poor average 152,390, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 300,569^th in the world and 6^th in Nintendo for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,509.2 Standard Monetary Units.