The United States of Gmt2001 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gmt2001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 23.367 billion Gmt2001ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gmt2001. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gmt2001ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,940 trillion USDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,235 USDS, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money grows on trees, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gmt2001's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gmt2001.

Gmt2001 is ranked 2,248^th in the world and 112^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 777.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.