The Federal Republic of New-Ferytland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal President Ernst Ekehard with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working population of 5.037 billion Ferytlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdar. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New-Ferytlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Florens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,047 Florens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Federal President Ernst Ekehard's bedroom, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-Ferytland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxie.

New-Ferytland is ranked 182,766^th in the world and 4,538^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 55.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.