The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.207 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 847 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,162 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 827,103 per year while the poor average 64,689, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, only native-born Troll punishers who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 198,781^st in the world and 4,540^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.