The Specious Theory of Pseudonesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joachim Grammatikos with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.187 billion Pseudonesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serl Hus. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pseudonesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,856 trillion Pieces of Gossip a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 182,040 Pieces of Gossip, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and Pseudonesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown. Pseudonesia's national animal is the All-Purpose Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gin and Platonics.

Pseudonesia is ranked 939^th in the world and 1^st in Sky Haven for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 40,584.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.