The Alpenrepublik of Tirol is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Sami Pescosta with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.878 billion Tiroleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tirolean economy, worth 204 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,616 Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, they who do not work shall not eat, the latest political memes depict Premier Sami Pescosta as an overly-choreographed robot, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tirol's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tirol is ranked 96,362^nd in the world and 205^th in The League for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,458.84 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.