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Returns from her 2 weeks paid leave...
Sees the huge amount of work left waiting for her...
Walks back out the door.
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Pricane, Alta Sil, and 3 othersThick-Billed Longspur, Chronial, and Definitely toby
Shut up, that's CREEPY, um, Brocky Pocky? You're pocky now. Not doing romantic Brocky, not right now. Too early for that sht.
Yes, I did use the off-switch. It was fun.
How long did that take?
Noooo! My vent character is dead....
Playing murder robot all the time made me sad. Needed to stop before I went mad
...
Starting to feel sick. Maybe drinking melted robot juice acid was a bad thing. Oh God, my insides are burning... I can't fix this. I feel like my mouth is foaming, for some reason, oh god!!
Oh no! Consuela is gone, who will clean the toilets now!
Pricane and Thick-Billed Longspur
Bye, eh
Welp, guess they’re going on another vacation
If you’d like to go somewhere far away, I would recommend northern canadadia, population 12. No one’s going to find the bodies bother you up there besides Mr Moose, eh
Pricane, Armed forces of acara shura, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
*the ducks munch on them for lunch*
Zombie Goats and Definitely toby
today is a good day. only 3 escaped experiments
Zombie Penguins, 1c3 pr1nc3ss, and Definitely toby
*wakes up, screaming because of the bullets*
*winces in pain, not knowing whether I'm safe or in danger*
*steals your vodinə and is about to scratch the bullets out of my chest*
Where is my novocaine? I need my novocainneee! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Armed forces of acara shura and Thick-Billed Longspur
Shut up, I am trying to makə you rəcovər.
*He takes his hand into his chest, grabbing a needle, stabbing it into Pricane, then proceeds to pull the bullets out.*
I dunno Novicanə, but I know that you arə gətting on mə DAMN NƏRVƏS.
*He then grabs the Vodinə, just gulping it, then bandaging his wounds.*
Thərə. Now do not try to attack mə or you gət thə 9mm.
*He just dropped him onto the ground, then walked to the bar, drinking more Vodka and Vodinə.*
Brocklandia, may I havə Thə Pləasurə of Russians?
Sure. I'll just go out back and see what we have in the way of cavalry horses and mattresses. Ever since that business with Catherine the Great, though, the management requires that you sign this waiver first, in case the winch breaks again.
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Pricane, and Armed forces of acara shura
*gets up and leaves to the roof, with my clothes in my mouth*
Goodbye...
I'll be back later. I think it's time to take a vacation, too.
Compənsatə? I havə Najakon Khazars?
🩹 *bird stares with bandaid*
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and Definitely toby
Thanks, but I think I need more than that. I can try it, if you really want me to.
tries it, but it doesn't work well enough. The horn falls off again
I like it. I'll just look for something down the street, too...
...
comes back with a thing of glue and a first aid kit
Oh God, I lost the horn. Oh no. I guess the demon population's gonna go up. That horn turns people into demons... ...then they'll get rid of it, thinking it's bad. And I'll never get it back
The result:
The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Tobies hunting institutions
Those idiots again?--We've started burning them at the stake on first sight, ever since they decided to protect that mold that was growing in the back of Cheffy's refrigerator. Oh, sure it was cute and furry, but it had a bad attitude and a seven-foot claw reach. Once it got loose we had to use flame-throwers to herd it back into the refrigerator. Cheffy has never forgiven those PACFS freaks for recklessly endangering so many customer lives--that's Cheffy's job!
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