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*Bork*

Zany Zanes wrote:
I loved the rhyme scheme here and the visual your words painted! Congrats! Let us know if you'll be accepting the position of judge next weekend!

Well someone has to pick up the mantle of judging, and the curse honor has fallen upon me to deliver my poetry rulings upon the Bar. So without further delay, the next poetry contest is underway!

The theme: Water

Thirsty? Look no further, all poetry on water or its effects will be accepted, whether from pleasant streams or this establishment’s acrid tap… unless your poem is about the lack of water, then stay thirsty my friends. Any of the three phases of water are fair game. There are no form requirements.

Have fun!

Prusmia wrote:Wait, you were digging through the walls?

Just for the wires, our lights have been flickering nonstop for the past couple of days, I thought that might've been it.

Finishing up plastering the wall, the maintenance worker dusts off and checks the still flickering lights.

Guess not.

Prusmia wrote: You didn't happen to find Brocks's secret cave in the air vents did you? I've been searching for it for months now... Or a couple hours I'm not sure.

Looking through a closet for spare lightbulbs.

Can't say. The NDA's we sign upon employment are ridiculous. Plus, I'd never want to get on Brock's bad side anyway...

Sets up a ladder under the flickering lights and hauls a torn up cardboard box full of lightbulbs next to it.

Zany Zanes wrote:Lovely haiku! Great work and thank you for your poem! Congratulations!

My thanks.
I pull a golden coin from inside my robes, flipping it onto the counter.
Now I'd like a bourbon, on the rocks.

Alivingmotercycle

The Georgeian Empire wrote:Could you do that again?
I have some magical watches I need calibrated.
I pull out a string of watches, made from various materials and in different styles.

I can t-

gone

The Georgeian Empire wrote:My thanks.
I pull a golden coin from inside my robes, flipping it onto the counter.
Now I'd like a bourbon, on the rocks.

Bright eyes excitedly widen at the appearance of currency.

Ooh, right away!

The shadows pour a glass of bourbon over ice and set it before the customer, while swiping the coin off the counter.

Enjoy!

Brocklandia wrote:How exactly does it work, by eating the skin off whatever body part you apply it? Sounds remarkably like Cheffy's vanilla pudding. Wait!--Is it Cheffy's vanilla pudding?

I think it's sort of like a sensory deprivation tank. But in an ancient marshy pond. And instead of epsom salts there's leaches. Also it lasts for a hundred years. They still play Enya music, though.

Does Cheffy's pudding contain leaches?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Finishing up plastering the wall, the maintenance worker dusts off and checks the still flickering lights.

*quietly gnaws a mousehole into the corner*

Ghost entourage

We Are The Ghost Entourage, We only Ask one single Thing, your permission To make a Camp.
We will only rest for One Day and leave, we promise It...

If you don't accept us, Is ok, we shall only Go to the Rejected Realms

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0sdbfZiq4
We got some drinks too.

Alivingmotercycle

Ghost entourage wrote:We Are The Ghost Entourage, We only Ask one single Thing, your permission To make a Camp.
We will only rest for One Day and leave, we promise It...

If you don't accept us, Is ok, we shall only Go to the Rejected Realms

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0sdbfZiq4
We got some drinks too.

Re-enters existence

Ello!

Pops back out

Ghost entourage

Ghost entourage wrote:We Are The Ghost Entourage, We only Ask one single Thing, your permission To make a Camp.
We will only rest for One Day and leave, we promise It...


If you don't accept us, Is ok, we shall only Go to the Rejected Realms
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0sdbfZiq4
We got some drinks too.

Tra la la la ...

*Hands out menus*

Dum da dum da doo ...

Oh, and we recommend the onion soup. It's about 214 octane.

Doo bee doo bee doo ...

Alivingmotercycle

Brocklandia wrote:How can you tell?

*Wind*

Brocklandia wrote:Tra la la la ...

*Hands out menus*

Dum da dum da doo ...

Oh, and we recommend the onion soup. It's about 214 octane.

Doo bee doo bee doo ...

Do you have any lower octane soups? My seven league boots only accept 95.

Zany Zanes wrote:Bright eyes excitedly widen at the appearance of currency.

Ooh, right away!

The shadows pour a glass of bourbon over ice and set it before the customer, while swiping the coin off the counter.

Enjoy!

I raise my glass
Cheers.

Ghost entourage

Brocklandia wrote:Tra la la la ...

*Hands out menus*

Dum da dum da doo ...

Oh, and we recommend the onion soup. It's about 214 octane.

Doo bee doo bee doo ...

Mmm, ok?

Ghost entourage wrote:We Are The Ghost Entourage, We only Ask one single Thing, your permission To make a Camp.
We will only rest for One Day and leave, we promise It...

We got some drinks too.

Did somebody open the basement? I thought the souls of the damned weren't allowed upstairs until they could control their shrieks of despair.

Oh, never mind, these appear to be behaving themselves. And they brought drinks! Just in time too! I was getting thirsty and was tempted to order something, but it looks like I'll defer payment for yet another day while these free samples are readily available. Can I ask what type of drinks you brought?

The Grimm Reaper and Ghost entourage

Total Nuclear Destruction commences in 3 days and 20 hours.

Emu Nuclear Stockpile wrote:Total Nuclear Destruction commences in 3 days and 20 hours.

We’re just gonna get squashed by the crabs, yknow.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:We’re just gonna get squashed by the crabs, yknow.

I said destruction.

Emu Nuclear Stockpile wrote:Total Nuclear Destruction commences in 3 days and 20 hours.

can it wait I’m tryna make a funeral for our leader

Ghost entourage

Alta Sil wrote:Did somebody open the basement? I thought the souls of the damned weren't allowed upstairs until they could control their shrieks of despair.

Oh, never mind, these appear to be behaving themselves. And they brought drinks! Just in time too! I was getting thirsty and was tempted to order something, but it looks like I'll defer payment for yet another day while these free samples are readily available. Can I ask what type of drinks you brought?

Beer, whisky, Vodka, and rum.
And some wine.

Ghost entourage wrote:Beer, whisky, Vodka, and rum.
And some wine.

How sublime! Anyone who brings such a savorously sapid set of spirits for free is sincerely welcome to stay in my secluded yet sprightly corner of the bar as long as they so choose.

Zany Zanes and Ghost entourage

Ghost entourage wrote:Beer, whisky, Vodka, and rum.
And some wine.

Set me down a whiskey and you're all right with me

Ghost entourage

oh no *looks at watch*
the nukes are back boys

Brocklandia wrote:Tra la la la ...

*Hands out menus*

Dum da dum da doo ...

Oh, and we recommend the onion soup. It's about 214 octane.

Doo bee doo bee doo ...

Brock actually doing work! Such a surprise I didn't know you actually started doing a job around here.

Alta Sil wrote:Did somebody open the basement? I thought the souls of the damned weren't allowed upstairs until they could control their shrieks of despair.

Oh, never mind, these appear to be behaving themselves. And they brought drinks! Just in time too! I was getting thirsty and was tempted to order something, but it looks like I'll defer payment for yet another day while these free samples are readily available. Can I ask what type of drinks you brought?

Oh yeah, sorry that was me I had to let out Garry for his weekly walk, I'll go brick off the basement again.

Brocklandia, Alta Sil, Gob the great and rich, and Ghost entourage

Shameless shady 14666

Brocklandia wrote:Sure, "what" or "whatever."

i dont wanna spam but
what are you talking about?

Ghost entourage

The Georgeian Empire wrote:Set me down a whiskey and you're all right with me

We may brough when we back.

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