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Brocklandia wrote:

How exactly does it work, by eating the skin off whatever body part you apply it? Sounds remarkably like Cheffy's vanilla pudding. Wait!--Is it Cheffy's vanilla pudding?

I think it's sort of like a sensory deprivation tank. But in an ancient marshy pond. And instead of epsom salts there's leaches. Also it lasts for a hundred years. They still play Enya music, though.

Does Cheffy's pudding contain leaches?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Finishing up plastering the wall, the maintenance worker dusts off and checks the still flickering lights.

*quietly gnaws a mousehole into the corner*