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Stay out of the one in Subbasement B3. That one's for the Spaghetti Monster and me.
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...oh wait this is an actual nuke lol. Hold on
pops out of existence, leaving the real nuke. Comes back with a giant plush nuke.
is this retorical?
*comforts the family of AAA batteries residing in our rat's nest*
"there, there...they didn't mean it. you're all perfect just the way you are..."
Scavengers, eh? I must make an effort to reach out to these vermin of the sea, to open talks with the crabs.
Now, why would rats have a bunch of AAA batteries in their nest, unless they're using the batteries to power their tiny rat-sized vibrat--
On second thought, forget I asked.
Would someone pass me the brain bleach, please?
Of course not. Rhetorically speaking, nothing is rhetorical.
Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, and Shameless shady 14666
Please don't kink shame us.
I'm not kink-shaming you. I'm kink-shaming the AAA batteries.
And by the way, take my advice: Your tiny li'l rat-sized vibra ... ah, toys will perform longer and provide a much bigger kick if you have them wired for 240 volt wall current instead.
Sniffs the air.
Hm. Looks like nukes are on the menu again. Should we set up a faction this year?
Can I get a White Russian and a plate of unidentifiable bits of seafood please?
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and Alta Sil
The shadows place ice in a rocks glass. Add vodka and Kahlua and top with cream. A plate of fishy smelling slushy slides out from the kitchen. The order is dropped off next to the customer.
Enjoy!
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and Alta Sil
Nukes are always on the menu. Refer to page 4,227. Cheffy says we can run a special on the suitcase nukes, but it has to be B.Y.O.S. ("bring your own suitcase"), since we're running low on luggage in the supply closet.
Zany Zanes, Ratfink, and Alta Sil
Getting nuked to oblivion isn't much different than placing an order here. In both cases, you lose consciousness and receive lethal doses of radiation. So in some ways, we've had more practice than anyone else. How could we possibly lose?
Case in point. That looks absolutely revolting delightful.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Ratfink
Alright then, to any interested parties, I've set up The BotCoER Bomb Shelter. It should be open for any and all to join!
I disagree. Placing an order is easy. Consuming your order is what is like getting nuked into oblivion. Paying for it is even more painful ... though less likely to cause systemic mutations.
Zany Zanes, Ratfink, and Alta Sil
*A undead pirate walks into the bar*
Hello again everyone! Just had a terrible mishap that I didn't survive. But I lived! And I'm back to resume my post of ambassador for Forest.
... I'll be in the corner drinking grog if anyone needs me. And yes, that is an order for grog, 
TheOrc, if you would please like to open up another tab?
Drunkndisorderly, Ratfink, and Alta Sil
A black-furred head with a white chin and pointed ears pops out from between my robes.
Ah Mog, there you are. I ordered for you, hopefully it's to your liking.
The cat slides out and begins eating the "fish". I pick up my white russian
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and Alta Sil
Oh, you're too kind. See, this is the kind of service that just makes someone feel special.
Anyway, no thank you, a few zip ties will do, nothing as fancy as a stapler needed.
*covers the ears of the little batteries so that they aren't confronted with such venom*
Hmm...good idea with the higher voltage wall outlet, though. I'll just pop back into the walls and see if I might splice some wires into the nest back there.
Nice. I joined, but just to gain access to the food and supply stores which I hope you've kept the shelter stocked with.
Brocklandia and Alta Sil
okay....
Yup.
Alta Sil and Shameless shady 14666
*Comical Pass-Out
Alta Sil and Shameless shady 14666
Who requested the Acara Shura steak? Order up!
Alta Sil and Shameless shady 14666
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