The Republic of The Confederacy of Beastland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.336 billion Beastlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Jacobsberg. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The all-consuming Beastlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Exes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,507 Exes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, the country is littered with broken homes, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Confederacy of Beastland's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederacy of Beastland is ranked 112,700^th in the world and 2^nd in Royal Federal Republic of Free States for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,958.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.