Highest Drug Use: 2,982ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,882ndFattest Citizens: 6,302nd
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The Confederacy of Beastland

Population14.323 billion

CapitalSaint Jacobsberg


The Republic of The Confederacy of Beastland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.323 billion Beastlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Jacobsberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The powerhouse Beastlandian economy, worth 940 trillion Exes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,651 Exes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,497 per year while the poor average 8,165, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Confederacy of Beastland's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederacy of Beastland is ranked 29,238th in the world and 2nd in Royal Federal Republic of Free States for Smartest Citizens, with 49.18 quips per hour.

Highest Drug Use: 2,982ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,882ndFattest Citizens: 6,302ndLargest Insurance Industry: 7,556thTop
Most Armed: 15,433rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,518thBest Weather: 20,794thLargest Populations: 21,132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,211thHighest Economic Output: 23,052ndLargest Black Market: 23,225thHighest Crime Rates: 25,337th

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