The Rolling Stone of Stone Circle Aviators is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Thor with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 33.907 billion Stone Circle Aviatorsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonehenge. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stone Circle Aviatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,813 trillion nibs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,954 nibs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone Circle Aviators's national animal is the side hill Sporan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iron Age Druidry.

Stone Circle Aviators is ranked 159,156^th in the world and 13^th in True Waskaria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 501.38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.