Most Valuable International Artwork: 643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,655thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,915th
The Stairway to Heaven of
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Stone Circle Aviators

Population27.258 billion

CapitalStonehenge
LeaderThor
FaithIron Age Druidry

Currencynibs
Animalside hill Sporan

The Stairway to Heaven of Stone Circle Aviators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Thor with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.258 billion Stone Circle Aviatorsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonehenge. The average income tax rate is 78.2%.

The powerhouse Stone Circle Aviatorsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,296 trillion nibs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 84,257 nibs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stone Circle Aviators's national animal is the side hill Sporan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Iron Age Druidry.

Stone Circle Aviators is ranked 149,345th in the world and 10th in Vladivostok for Most Extreme, scoring 14.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 643rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,655thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,915thLargest Populations: 3,310thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,753rdHighest Economic Output: 6,989thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,001stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,912thSafest: 10,491stLowest Crime Rates: 11,336thTop
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Most Devout: 12,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,241stLargest Governments: 23,185th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stone Circle Aviators, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Stone Circle Aviators, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Following new legislation in Stone Circle Aviators, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Stone Circle Aviators, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Stone Circle Aviators, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Stone Circle Aviators lodged a message on the Vladivostok Regional Message Board.
  • : Stone Circle Aviators's influence in Vladivostok rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Stone Circle Aviators's influence in Vladivostok rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Stone Circle Aviators, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
  • : Following new legislation in Stone Circle Aviators, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.

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