WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Tags: Featured, Governorless, and Minuscule.
Jonorvia Timeline contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Jonorvia Timeline
The following governments spend the greatest amounts on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment.
As a region, Jonorvia Timeline is ranked 1,875th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of The Supreme Empress | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I am your leader and your god, it'd be wise to listen” | |
| 2. |  The Anarchy of Protestium Nuideity | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Total all-encompassing freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Federation of The Green Wolf | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
Regional Happenings
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The Federation of The Green Wolf arrived from The federal appendectomies.
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The Bannorn of Rittaca departed this region for Aureum locum.
- : Crystallines ceased to exist.
- : Valmor ceased to exist.
- : Regional Founder Jonorvia ceased to exist.
- : The Anarchy of Protestium Nuideity arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Anarchy of Protestium Nuideity ceased to exist.
- : The Featured ceased to exist.
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The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese departed this region for Jokhang.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese arrived from Jorsanian poll agency.
Jonorvia Timeline Regional Message Board
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On Behalf of 
Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!
As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Jonorvia Timeline, He Adds a Ranking For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.
The Ranking Is: No Rate (Dead Region)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Bite My Biscuits!
Peace be apon you all in Jesus' name.
The Friends of the Legion: Worse then Fiends, Horrible, What else can I Say!
Brothers of Fiends: Dead, Easy Prey for Picking by Soldiers.
The Great Khans: Weak, Unable to do anything without help.
The Followers of the Apocalypse: Kind, but Weak, Helps others, but unable to Defend itself.
The Brotherhood of steel: Silent and Strong, Doesn't help others, Defend itself with Violence.
The NCR: Strong, Loud, Helps others, Yet weak on the inside.
The House: You could say he always Wins. Strong, Silent, helps no one.
The Courier: The House doesn't always Wins. He is a example of that.
Cool Ranks!!
the worst of the worst, Off the dam: I see, Yes-mann, Throw [insert delegate name] off the dam.
Secret rank for the best of the Best, With the Gold: Letting Go of Poverty, 37 gold bars to Ye.
, dead Tomb
9/11 🫡🛩️🏙️🏙️🫡🪦
The Featured Region Express, Bite My Biscuits, and Featuring Pine
🫡
Bite My Biscuits and Featuring Pine
As a train pulls into the Jonorvia Timeline train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Jonorvia Timeline station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Jonorvia Timeline!"
Also while entering the station, 
FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region Jonorvia Timeline!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].
Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
[Coach Class] (Dead region, little to no activity)
Congrats on being featured!
Staying (even tho it 9/11 and i'm from new york)
oh yeah... I forgot...
From Featured painted dog back in MINION last year:
"In respect of the victims of 9/11 stand for a moment of silence"
Press F To Pay Respects To Those People 24 Years Ago... 🫡🫡🫡
The Featured Region Express, Featured painted dog, Thunder911, An Featured Region, and 1 otherFeaturing Pine
Boooo! -Noobistan sucks!
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