The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.829 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,930 trillion armandalegs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,850 armandalegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seantonia's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 1,220^th in the world and 21^st in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 77.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.