The The Brotherhood Despotate of The Konderland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elder Erin with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.742 billion Konderlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norden. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konderlandian economy, worth 237 trillion Konderlandian Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,116 Konderlandian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and where there's smoke there's the Konderlandian Forestry Department. Crime is totally unknown. The Konderland's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Konderland is ranked 47,400^th in the world and 302^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 28.7 flags saluted per person per day.