Population | 8.899 billion |
Capital | The Griddle |
Leader | Hungry Jack |
Faith | Log Cabin Cult |
Currency | Flap Jack |
Animal | Kodiak |
The People's Holy Cyber-Monarchy of Pancakas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hungry Jack with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.899 billion Pancakains are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Griddle. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pancakasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,286 trillion Flap Jacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,594 Flap Jacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pancakas's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Log Cabin Cult.
Pancakas is ranked 14,927th in the world and 234th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,268.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pancakas was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Pancakas was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Pancakas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Influential.
- : Pancakas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Pancakas endorsed The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Pancakas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Pancakas was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Pancakas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Pancakas altered its national flag.
- : Pancakas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 75 » Istastioner, Raghallaigh, Saarenmaa, Elestansa, Meropis, Invernessia, Ortigia, Thracia Republic, Skalliad, Bastile, Jim the Baptist, Orsik, Scutarie, Northern German Federation, Walfo, St Scarlett, Irminsulia, Robbonia, The AbelLandia, Great Clucky, Trixeland, Rary, Slavatania, Gliesetonia, UGBK, Nardin, Yahlia, Iceagea, Dark Matter, Nordivia, Foudina, The Champions League, Drembler, An Clar, Hunarskotlo, Karnea, New Eestiball, Zaznia, Namsan, Cot Deviet, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Belvanya, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, Armbruster, Narmocrana, Imperium Anglorum, Wombelland, Someseni, and 25 others.North of Americas, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Myanerus, Alsted, Kkorea, Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Kroynia, Kronverg, Woodlands, Agausia, Cambany, Ausvelt, Faack, Drussia, Kalebo, The Swedish Fascist State, Western Balkania, CSB SA Union, and Basque Dominion.