Population | 8.735 billion |
Capital | The Griddle |
Leader | Hungry Jack |
Faith | Log Cabin Cult |
Currency | Flap Jack |
Animal | Kodiak |
The People's Holy Cyber-Monarchy of Pancakas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hungry Jack with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.735 billion Pancakains are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Griddle. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pancakasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Flap Jacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,333 Flap Jacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, much of Pancakas's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pancakas's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Log Cabin Cult.
Pancakas is ranked 180,371st in the world and 518th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 77.008284048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, much of Pancakas's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Pancakas was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ausvelt.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Pancakas, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 71 » Istastioner, Raghallaigh, Saarenmaa, Elestansa, Meropis, Invernessia, Ortigia, Thracia Republic, Skalliad, Bastile, Jim the Baptist, Orsik, Scutarie, Northern German Federation, Walfo, St Scarlett, Irminsulia, Robbonia, The AbelLandia, Great Clucky, Trixeland, Rary, Basque Dominion, Slavatania, Burvenchkaht, Gliesetonia, UGBK, Nardin, Yahlia, Iceagea, Dark Matter, Nordivia, Foudina, The Champions League, Drembler, An Clar, Hunarskotlo, Karnea, New Eestiball, Zaznia, New Rocland, Namsan, Cot Deviet, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Belvanya, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, Armbruster, Narmocrana, and 21 others.Imperium Anglorum, Wombelland, Someseni, North of Americas, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Myanerus, Alsted, Kkorea, Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Kroynia, Kronverg, Woodlands, Agausia, Cambany, and Ausvelt.