Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,146thMost Influential: 7,130th
The People's Holy Cyber-Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Consume the Rival
Hungry Jack
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Pancakas

Population8.735 billion

CapitalThe Griddle
LeaderHungry Jack
FaithLog Cabin Cult

CurrencyFlap Jack
AnimalKodiak

The People's Holy Cyber-Monarchy of Pancakas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hungry Jack with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.735 billion Pancakains are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Griddle. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pancakasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Flap Jacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,333 Flap Jacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, much of Pancakas's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pancakas's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Log Cabin Cult.

Pancakas is ranked 180,371st in the world and 518th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 77.008284048 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,682ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,146thMost Influential: 7,130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,772ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,301stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,163rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,248thLargest Governments: 12,410thBest Weather: 14,151stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,967thSmartest Citizens: 15,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,927thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,605thMost Authoritarian: 16,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,552ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,902ndMost Patriotic: 20,655thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,738thHighest Economic Output: 23,044thLargest Black Market: 24,013thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,138thHighest Average Incomes: 26,131stMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,685thHighest Food Quality: 28,566thMost Developed: 28,873rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 98th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 147th in the regionMost Patriotic: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, much of Pancakas's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Pancakas was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ausvelt.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Pancakas, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.

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