Population | 15.79 billion |
Capital | Jandi |
Leader | Lord Stabler |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Tot |
Animal | Hippopotamus |
The Holy Empire of Totern is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Stabler with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.79 billion Toternians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jandi. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Toternian economy, worth a remarkable 3,982 trillion Tots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,207 Tots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, Toternians seem to be catching more chills, and a flying elephant and Lord Stabler share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Totern's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Totern is ranked 14,992nd in the world and 845th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,333.37 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Totern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Totern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Totern's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Totern's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Totern was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Totern ceased to exist in Catholic.
- : Totern was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Totern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Totern was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Totern was endorsed by The Holy Union of Colmis.