The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
51.The United States of Brenner IslandiaCorporate Bordello“Have You Met Tom”
52.The Death-Worshipping Nation of DisgraciaCorporate Police State“𐩣𐩱𐩩𐩺 𐩯𐩱𐩲𐩱 𐩫𐩱𐩣𐩥”
53.The Republic of The Green Dragon BreweryCompulsory Consumerist State“Motto”
54.The Free State of LangerslandIron Fist Consumerists“60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN - KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN”
55.The Free Land of Freedonia IncCapitalist Paradise“Freedom Or Death”
56.The Coadunate Member State of Ferret CivilizationAnarchy“Make it up as I go.”
57.The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of SedgistanAnarchy“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
58.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
59.The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003Corporate Police State“ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ ♪ ♫ |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| ♫ ♪ ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ”
60.The Black Iron Prison State of DungeonCorporate Police State“Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones”
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