The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
41.The Republic of Pizza NapoliCorporate Police State“Motto”
42.The Republic of The Green Dragon BreweryCompulsory Consumerist State“Motto”
43.The Grand Overkingdom of SheeptopiaCorporate Police State“Not in sheep we trust, but in SuperSheep the Wondrous”
44.The Mad Empire of Nakina KoreazuIron Fist Consumerists“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
45.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
46.The United States of Brenner IslandiaCorporate Bordello“Have You Met Tom”
47.The Death-Worshipping Nation of DisgraciaCorporate Police State“𐩣𐩱𐩩𐩺 𐩯𐩱𐩲𐩱 𐩫𐩱𐩣𐩥”
48.The Free State of LangerslandIron Fist Consumerists“60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN - KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN”
49.The Free Land of Freedonia IncCapitalist Paradise“Freedom Or Death”
50.The Coadunate Member State of Ferret CivilizationAnarchy“Make it up as I go.”
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