The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
32.The Holy Empire of RakBibiStanCorporate Police State“There is nothing because there was nothing”
33.The Republic of Morgul ValleyCompulsory Consumerist State“Motto”
34.The Dictatorship of CorfadCorporate Police State“Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith”
35.The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiCAnarchy“Adenroth Erodian veladris, Re’riendel novildrian!”
36.The Republic of BuddhaiCapitalist Paradise“Motto”
37.The Confederacy of ElwherCapitalizt“Power for the Taking”
38.The Theocracy of God Fearing DevotedCorporate Police State“God protects the righteous”
39.The United Conglomerates of CorporoatAnarchy“Central government is for the weak.”
40.The Theoretical Liberty of Willing IgnoranceCorporate Police State“Freedom at any price.”
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