The Smartest Citizens in Europe
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Outer Sparta | Democratic Socialists | “Promote and Preserve” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Northern Socialist States | Democratic Socialists | “Res publica est prima et ultima.” | |
| 3. |  The Social Democracy of Super Happy Land | Democratic Socialists | “Live Superly Happy!” | |
| 4. |  The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung | Left-wing Utopia | “Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus” | |
| 5. |  The Scientific Powerhouse of Dark Matter | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In primis urbs scholarum scientiaeque” | |
| 6. |  The One of the Twin Peaks of Gorzi | Left-Leaning College State | “What Year Is This?” | |
| 7. |  The Twenty Four Free lands of Meropis | Left-Leaning College State | “Absolutely Fabulous” | |
| 8. |  The Let's All Just Get Along of Raghallaigh | Left-wing Utopia | “A Suspicious Absence of Mountains” | |
| 9. |  The Ukraine Supporter of Ansington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Safety through liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Empire and Commonwealth of Alamein | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Fly like Swifts, fight like Falcons” |