The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Oregonian | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Alis Volat Propiis” | |
| 6. |  The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy | “Strong, Proud, Determined” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Macedonian Power | Democratic Socialists | “I love Makedonija” | |
| 8. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Homo homini lupus.” | |
| 9. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia | “For Science!” | |
| 10. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” |