The Smartest Citizens in Europe
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Europe is ranked 2,284th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Outer Sparta | 75th | 470.09 | ||
| 2. |  The Federation of Northern Socialist States | 150th | 411.45 | ||
| 3. |  The Social Democracy of Super Happy Land | 264th | 361.72 | ||
| 4. |  The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung | 373rd | 329.87 | ||
| 5. |  The Scientific Powerhouse of Dark Matter | 391st | 323.87 | ||
| 6. |  The One of the Twin Peaks of Gorzi | 424th | 315.99 | ||
| 7. |  The Twenty Four Free lands of Meropis | 432nd | 313.9 | ||
| 8. |  The Let's All Just Get Along of Raghallaigh | 442nd | 312.06 | ||
| 9. |  The Ukraine Supporter of Ansington | 473rd | 306.86 | ||
| 10. |  The Empire and Commonwealth of Alamein | 476th | 306.49 | ||