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Songs you dont understand wrote:

A-Pop again.

Haves Chunem

George Matirosyan / Iskuhi Hovhannisyan - Haves Chunem
https://youtu.be/OvnxiTop9A4

Even by A-pop standards, these people sound like they need a cough drop.

Chocular you never help with the cooking
But I did the mash
You put it out with the trash
It was a monster mash
I gave those potatoes a bash
You threw it out in a flash
Never was a mash better looking

Tanoai wrote:

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You may have overlooked the sign on the Factbook over the door, the one that says:

🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂

🍻 No RMB recruitment and sub-par advertisements for polls. 🥂

Tanoai wrote:

Oh. Sorry, can I buy a drink?

Sure. You didn't specify what drink you want, so here's ... uh ... one made from tap water, oily air-conditioner drippings, and vodka with a twist of lime. I can't say whether it's deadly, but it sure glows nice in the dark.

The Peanut Feast wrote:

We prefer the clubs with the fat and ugly girls where the lap-dances are more economical.

Yes, but consider the wear and tear on your thighs, not to mention the medical bills for broken bones. You're gonna make some hip-replacement surgeon very wealthy.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Yet another poem from up north:
Count Chocula says
Give Canadia third place
Not Brocklandia

Chocula should mind his own business, before someone cuts off his milk supply.

Brocklandia wrote:

We've already paid our bribes ... business fees for the month. Go away.

No, this is Bertha's Beauty, Bait and Tackle. But we ain't seen hide ner hair of ol' Bertha in a coupla weeks, not since she run off with that flatlander shoe salesman, and them thar minners is startin' to look a mite puny. Some of 'em is a-floatin' on top of the water and not movin' around much, so we's having us a sale, ten cents a bucket.

Y'all come on down purty quick, y'hear? These minners won't last long at this price.

And as always at Bertha's, it's B-Y-O-B. That's flatlander for: Bring Yer Own Bucket.

Alright. See ya later! Can I order some cheese dip?

Brocklandia wrote:

Chocula should mind his own business, before someone cuts off his milk supply.

who would be so cruel as to cut off someones milk supply; thats a basic human right yall know.
I mean only one so evil could do it, only... t.. th.. the IRS!

_{yes i'm comparing brock to the irs no i dont fear for my life, i already expended all that fear on coppa}

YouTube Inc wrote:

who would be so cruel as to cut off someones milk supply; thats a basic human right yall know.

Humans, and I'm broadly including whatever Chocula is, have a right to lactose-intolerance and flatulence? That's ... oddly terrifying. But that's what puts the teeth into my threat to cut Chocula off if he keeps trying to influence a contest where I'm not participating.

Heck, Nekojin, I think I deserve Third Place purely as a consolation prize for the emotional distress. Make it happen, please. _{A plate of Cheffy's fresh chocolate chip cookies might be involved.}

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

That may be the first and only time Brocky actually had something in common with the IRS, eh

Aside from both of us being deity-level annoying and greedy enough to drain every bit of money from you? I feel vaguely flattered by the comparison. The inevitable things in life now stand as "Death, Taxes, and Brocklandia." Begin maniacal laugh mode: Bwa-hahahaHAHA!

Like it? I've been taking maniacal laugh lessons from Cheffy.

East lodge wrote:

Can I have... queso dip?
Or Kasë dip
Or...

*Runs over and gives some kind of dip that cheffy gave him* Woof wofoof woof woof (Translation) I dont know if this dip is good for you, but it is a dip of some sort!

East lodge wrote:

Can I have... queso dip?
Or Kasë dip
Or...

One case of dip, as requested! It's, by the way, the anti-flea and tick dip Farmer Jones uses on the sheep. I bet it's tasty.