The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Brocklandia wrote:

No deal. Cash in advance. Unless you're talking Johnny Cash, and in that case he's still dead and the Bar is still denying the rumor that his body is in our meat locker for use in stews.

I'm almost convinced to ask. What amount of money would i need to pay. To get this ... "Stew"

Okay so this is really random, but yall know how if you click the first link of any wiki page it will eventually lead to philosophy?
well from Arthur Ransome (the swallows and amazons writer) to philosophy is 38 pages.
I just think it's amazing that all things really are based on philosophy.
anyhow anyone wanting to know the exact list here it is from bottom to top:

Confederate cuba wrote:

I'm almost convinced to ask. What amount of money would i need to pay. To get this ... "Stew"

Oh, just be brave and order it. We'll discuss the bill later, if you survive the experience. If you don't, we'll discuss the bill with your estate lawyer.

YouTube Inc wrote:

hey can i get a full whiskey with this?

Sure, why not. Here you go, one drink that's probably whiskey ... if I could be bothered to read the label.

East lodge wrote:

Brocklandia can I for no reason in particular get some incense, a sacrifice, and an alter. No reason at all, just want to take cute selfies.
I'll pay in Order of Dumas leaders' arms. No reason in particular.

Of course! You'll find a complete set of everything you need, including suitably atmospheric backgrounds, in the ritual sacrifice room, right next to the restroom. Just be careful not to step in the pools of blood left over from the lunch rush, since I haven't had a chance to mop up in there yet (or ever, but why quibble about details).

Cthulhu might drop in, since ze loves incense and chanting. If that pesky elder god gets in the way of your selfies, just push hir out into the hallway ... and hope ze doesn't decide to retaliate by destroying the world. That would be a bummer, if you ask me (which I know you were about to, right).

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

I'm feeling lucky (and brave and slightly depressed)
Someone get me a tap water, eh

*A zombie pours a glass of water for the victim guest*

Brocklandia wrote:

Sure, why not. Here you go, one drink that's probably whiskey ... if I could be bothered to read the label.

oh so now you can read.

_{geeze kids and their Schrödinger's abilty to read these days}

YouTube Inc wrote:

oh so now you can read.

_{geeze kids and their Schrödinger's abilty to read these days}

As long as the label has pictures, sure. This bottle has a gray goose on the label, so obviously the liquid inside is pureed waterfowl, probably filtered to remove any stray bone fragments, but with the cheap crap TheOrc stocks this place with, who knows about that--I don't see an image of a filter or net on the label so I can't vouch for that.

As for Schrödinger, he has a regular table most Tuesdays in the Jungle Room, where he's always going on about whether he open the tacos to see what's inside or not. I always tell him not to, since it's better to not know whether what's inside is gonna jump out and kill you, than to open it and find out for sure. I mean, fifty-fifty odds, right? And "death by taco"?--Who wants something embarrassing like that on their Wikipedia page?

Brocklandia wrote:

Of course! You'll find a complete set of everything you need, including suitably atmospheric backgrounds, in the ritual sacrifice room, right next to the restroom. Just be careful not to step in the pools of blood left over from the lunch rush, since I haven't had a chance to mop up in there yet (or ever, but why quibble about details).

Cthulhu might drop in, since ze loves incense and chanting. If that pesky elder god gets in the way of your selfies, just push hir out into the hallway ... and hope ze doesn't decide to retaliate by destroying the world. That would be a bummer, if you ask me (which I know you were about to, right).

*gives you the payment of arms in white clothes*

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

*A canandadian chugs the entire glass in one go.*
I'll take another please

A shadow pours the dead man walking another glass of tap water. Curious eyes watch over the specimen with a notebook and pen for notes.

Enjoy!

East lodge wrote:

*gives you the payment of arms in white clothes*

Handy. Those extra opposable thumbs will be useful.

Brocklandia wrote:

You can still remember three years ago? That means you need a refill. Here you go.

Thanks takes drink