The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

*The dog picks up King crab cashier then runs off*

Zombie Dog wrote:

*The dog picks up King crab cashier then runs off*

To. To the ... *points to door*

Or.... or the ... dog...?

*ai stands for anxious infidel*

The weekend poetry contest is underway. Zombie Dog will be judging your poems about... um... sleeping?

Zombie Dog wrote:

Grrr. Bark! *The dog curls up and falls asleep in the corner*

*The dog grabs New robitussin and goes to the kitchen*

Hello :D
How are you today, The Bar on the corner of every region? In the mood for some beer I hope!

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest is underway. Zombie Dog will be judging your poems about... um... sleeping?

And I hereby present my weekly (at least for the weeks that I bother get off my lazy janitorial ass and submit one) entry for Third Place. Tremble, fellow under-achievers, at my unrivaled mediocrity!
_____

Listen.
What can you hear?
The sounds of traffic,
the itching of the
heating ducts,
strangled nightbird song.
But beneath that,
beneath even your
own broken heart,
comes through a voice
that says,
"Do not be afraid;
sleep is only
the beginning."

Brocklandia wrote:

Are you providing the beer or ordering it?

I'm ordering it :p

Zany Zanes wrote:

A shadow pours the dead man walking another glass of tap water. Curious eyes watch over the specimen with a notebook and pen for notes.

Enjoy!

Not a man, but thanks.
*Chugs and requests another*
If I'm going out I'm taking all of you with me, eh

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest is underway. Zombie Dog will be judging your poems about... um... sleeping?

Yet another poem from up north:
Canadian bark
Poutine for the nice doggy
Arf aroo woof eh

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

Yet another poem from up north:
Canadian bark
Poutine for the nice doggy
Arf aroo woof eh

I think you may be infringing on another patron's schtick. Gosh, I hope the two dogs have had their shots.

Brocklandia wrote:

I think you may be infringing on another patron's schtick. Gosh, I hope the two dogs have had their shots.

You've said the Word! You've doomed us all!

Also I Order a Sushi [Pays $5]

Brocklandia wrote:

I think you may be infringing on another patron's schtick. Gosh, I hope the two dogs have had their shots.

Hence the poutine
Even if they're angry, I still have meat. So I can throw it at them as a momentary distraction while I run away.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Nods and pours another glass.

My bad. Enjoy!

The darkness watches the dead being walking.

Well, I'm a ginger, so I'm not quite sure I'd call myself a "being". But I'll take it. Thanks.
*Chugs tap water number 3 or 4 or 42 or whatever and requests another one while slapping down a very generous tip because we're all going to die anyways*

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

*Chugs tap water number 3 or 4 or 42 or whatever and requests another one while slapping down a very generous tip because we're all going to die anyways*

*A zombie brings over another glass of water*

Nekojin wrote:

Anyways, I'll have some water too.
Oh! Also some of those little candy corn pumpkin things. But not to eat, just to put in a little glass dish and admire

*Another zombie delivers a glass of water and a bag of condy carn*