The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

East lodge wrote:

Yeah I get that. How's today been?

I'm bored today. Just bored, unmotivated, and I have too many thoughts in my head. My brain decided to go crazy over a light bulb and now there are too many emotions being used for them. The fact that an autistic shutdown happened yesterday's still bothering me. I gotta do dumb today. Just all the dumb. I need to relax for now, and take an off day. There's no persuading my brain to work today, when it's addicted to a literal light bulb.

I'm too lost in thought to work today....
I should have called out. My schedule didn't happen today, either.

My Dad came back home. I ate some sushi. I’ve been researching funeral related stuff. I want to work in a funeral home. I’m still sick. The weather’s bad. It’s cold and rainy. Don’t go near the highway through Secaucus on the way to Newark. It smells disgusting. Need a response from Pricane. I’m tired.

Zombie ducks wrote:

I sent you the friend request.

I'll go on in a second. I have some stuff to do, but I'll be there when I'm done. How long will it be until you go to bed?

East lodge wrote:

I need something and I don't know what. I need to do something different...
*goes to lab and covers hole with painting*

*A tiny vector bot runs in and plays this message on an old flip phone* (IC only) (Read in East Lodge's voice)

by East lodge

We're sorry, but the person you have reached does not wish to person today.

Please go away, and do not try again.

User error:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Read dispatch

*vector plays second message on flip phone*
"I'm gonna sleep for a week. How about that? I'm not dead. I'm not gonna person for a week bye. Don't burn down my lab, otherwise I might canonically die. All my puppets will also disappear for the time being."

I was supposed to do this

East lodge wrote:

You were too slow, Bethany. Goodnight.

Imma go into a self-induced coma. See you in hell.

*pets Vector*

Saltaria 2 wrote:

*pets Vector too aggressively, resulting in a severe concussion*

Oh no, Vector. Stop hurting people. Make Vector feel better right now.

*hands you tools*
Fix his tiny brain! He's in three pieces! You smashed him!

Brocklandia wrote:

Didya ever get the feeling NationStates has only ten players and six of them have two thousand alts? It's like deja vu all over again.

No more like.... a couple hundred thousand dead nations death has taken over the course of 19 years, a couple thousands mains, and the rest are puppets and banned spam accounts. And everyday at least 100 of them CTE

My influence rose to a minnow, even though... I don't have any endorsements.

Brocklandia wrote:

Didya ever get the feeling NationStates has only ten players and six of them have two thousand alts? It's like deja vu all over again.

Staring out at a sea of shadowy figures, many of which resemble one another, they look at the glow of familiar figures, the pockets of peace and stability whom they've become rather attached to.

I try not to think about it. Makes me paranoid.

Brocklandia wrote:

Ew. You're cleaning that mess up, you know.

*eats it all*

Zany Zanes wrote:

I'll just guess about ten pounds because I don't really want to pick up any more than that.

They set the order before them.

Enjoy. _{May the Great Spaghetti God bless this meal and not think of it as sacrilegious.}

What happens if they don't?
*pays*

*eats spaghetti*

Zany Zanes wrote:

What happens if who don't what?

Nothing I guess.

How was your day

Zany Zanes wrote:

Enjoyable. I went to work and cleaned.

Scrubs a glass.

How was yours?

The literal definition of "my job doesn't care for my existence" and "blood sugar being too low for 4-5 hours straight"

Zany Zanes wrote:

Putting away the glass.

Sounds tough. Drink?

Hold up. I'm mouthing all the words to I'm Sorry by Tom Macdonald.

Okay, um, sure. Can I have orange juice?