The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Claibornia wrote:

While I'm here, might as well get something
Can I get a tall glass of zany zane's zuper zpecial zerum

The bartender nods and sets out a tall thin conical glass, pouring a black inky fog from a bottle which settles into the glass, they add a squeeze of lemon which sparks lightening in the cloudy liquid. This is set before the customer.

Enjoy!

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

This place is magnificent!

Aw, shucks! Thank you!

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

I think I’ll try something new, how about some E-710 mixed with democracy

Sure thing! Give me just a second.

The bartender opens up a blender and adds a bottle of round blue pills along with the votes of elections past with a bottle of blood from those who were failed by society due to the inherent violence of the system. In a crunching whir the drink is mixed for several moments before being poured into a glass and set before the customer.

Enjoy!

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

A pay rise would require some pay to start with; off of which to base the increase. You ever saw a paycheck?

"A paycheck? I think that's what we stock the stalls in the bathroom with."

Soul Reapers wrote:

Give me donuts!!!
(Anyone who remembers me is a GOAT)

*The goat shares a half eaten donut*

Western Arba Fir wrote:

I need a soda

*A zombie waddles over with a soda*

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has returned. Zany Zanes likes celebrating haiku.

Again? Geez. What's the celebration, anyway?

CSharpa wrote:

Again? Geez. What's the celebration, anyway?

May the 4th, clearly not anything like our anniversary
Nope it's Star wars day

Western Arba Fir wrote:

I need a soda

Cherry soda? Cola soda? Orange soda? Soda water? Soda water in wine with sugar and fruit? Sangria infused with carfentanil and cuttlefish juice then struck by lightning, oxidized with permanganate, and smashed with a meat tenderizer to bring out the flavor?

Western Arba Fir wrote:

Coke

I can help you with that, bud

*hands over a little baggy with a gram of cocaine*

Zany Zanes wrote:

Nah, they wanted it in soda form. Here, let me just...

The bartender grabs the baggy and the shadows set up a carbonation machine.

Nifty huh?

The baggy is dumped into the machine alongside other non-specified products. It whirs to life for a few moments before being poured into a glass and handed to the customer.

Enjoy your coke soda!Ah yes. Our promotion, two donuts for the price of four, is continuing if you're still interested.

I was soooo hoping someone would run with the joke and carbonate the cocaine. So well done shadowy sir and/or madam

Kaidia wrote:

Malle Privi, nasovii noven!

what are you doing here?

Kaidia wrote:

Saw you got habalbooskii-ed, so I followed you after my habalbooskii

That's really nice of you Kaidia...

Vordoslavia wrote:

That's really nice of you Kaidia...

Also uh...

the visit might not be long, but I'll promise to have a puppet for this region. I'm planning to join another RP region to settle in.