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Weep for the drinking we could have done if the universe hadn’t imploded
the universe simply preemptively imploded from the concept of how much alcohol would've been ingested
dang its been pretty dead since the world unended
I bet we did drink it but we partied so hard we collectively retroactively erased the event from the main time line. You're lucky 'Flo' is MIA, she had the uncanny ability to still bill you for the drinks you got even though you didn't get them anymore.
Or that, I suppose.
Shhh, give us a second. Some of us still need to wake up our bones after such a soul shaking event.
Hiı¡ıiı¡ıi!!
a real 9 to 5er would walk it off and get back to work, ceasing existence while on the clock is no excuse
YouTube Inc and Alta Sil
Tch. Spoken with the audacity of a fourteen year old mostly raised by their opinionated grandparents.
Good nap...
Hiıiıi!
(İ juşt wânted tö uše my Türkçe keyböard as well, dönt mınd me)
YouTube Inc, Alta Sil, and Miss Chief
Darker than usual?
*Opens a case of Kellerun mash*
Trek Tuesday is back with a late entry XO from Star Trek: Discovery, but do they have what it takes? You decide.
"So do recent events mean that I actually have to resume my janitor duties now?"
No. No. I clean.
Although, who holds the title and position 'Head Janitor' might have to be referred to Management and HR to select from the available candidates.
Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, and Sheikah Slate
"Why... that's great! No objections here, señora."
"Does this mean we have to fight to the death, Conseula?"
Oh Dear... I'm sorry everyone! I've gotten so caught up in life and the bakery I haven't graced you with my presence.
Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, and Sheikah Slate
A couplet
There once was a writer who used up words to their elation,
'Til weren't any left for this poems creation.
That seems like a lot of work and besides, the winner would have to clean up afterwards anyway. Not that management is known for its forward thinking solutions. Maybe just submit the paperwork or wait for an announcement when they realize no one's banging on their door looking for a pay raise befitting the "Head Janitor" position.
Don't worry, we forgive you. I mean, you did bring treats at least right?
The super long weekend poetry contest has finally ended. 
Princes Risborough and its Republics can name a winner.
"I would be interested in the pay raise and the title, but without having to do any cleaning. Is this okay?"
Graced and blessed
Zany Zanes and Alta Sil
we are gonna pronouce 
Zany Zanes as the winner, and 
YouTube Inc in second
Ah, yes...
The spider takes out a plate of donuts and croissants
Thank you, Dear.
Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, and Sheikah Slate
No, I think they'll skin you alive for that actually.
Drats. Alright then, let's see some haikus in honor of our recent anniversary, the subject should be celebratory in nature.
Mm...croissant!
The shadows snag some savoury sweets.
Welcome back!
"That's a bit much, wouldn't you agree?"
The bartender shrugs in a "Well what can you do?" sort of way.
That's management for you.
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