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Brocklandia wrote:

I'll send you my rate sheet. But I usually require a one-hour minimum.

How about we call it an "educational experience." Maybe you can apply for extra credit.

Hehe anatomy lol
No actually let's leave it at that. Like do not act on these words

Durian fruits wrote:

No I don't need it. I'll just bite its neck until it cries in defeat

Fear the durian

Brocklandia wrote:

I am but a string of text.

Seems unnecessarily unnecessary. What did that poor straw ever do to you?

Lies, person using website

Pricane wrote:

Fear the durian

I want to try it.

BLUE LOOKS SO GOOOD BUT IT HURTS MY EYES. I CAN GET USED TO THIS HOWEVER. This can replace those glasses you wear when you stare at screens all day. I want (just realized I didn't finish that thought)

Red hurts but makes me kinda sleepy and hungry at the same time. Yellow looks nice. Nothing odd, nothing too bland. Color changing one is too fast to look at, but it also makes me sleepy. I feel so happyy.. colors are awesome. Did you know that color is a thing only modern humans can see well? Achient people saw in browns and stuff. Brown is just dark red and orange, so they probably saw those well too. They thought purple was a dark red, I think. I don't remember. Ooh the colors are so cool. I'm a modern human who gets to enjoy lights

Also tigers look green, like plants, to their prey. They don't look green to us. Either we didn't evolve with them, or we aren't their prey...

...anyways people actually had brown and black eyes first. Maybe because... they could see those colors? No. Maybe we just know they didn't have them? Like what if they said "wow, you have weird eyes. Theyre not brown anymore." Idk. Don't wanna dive into this just yet. Too excited because of the lights.

I'm gonna regret lodging this but I got stuff to do and to study for so cyaaaaa

East lodge wrote:

Lies, person using website

Prove it.

East lodge wrote:

Also tigers look green, like plants, to their prey. They don't look green to us. Either we didn't evolve with them, or we aren't their prey...

Fun fact: Tigers have a white spot on the back of each ear, and zoologists have advanced the theory that these spots evolved (as with butterflies, moths, and many species) as protective coloring to resemble the eyes of a larger animal and fool predators that might try to attack tigers from behind. This fact proves one of two outcomes--either:

1. Tigers are a type of wingless butterfly or moth; or,
2. We should be very afraid of an unknown predator out there that's capable of eating tigers.

Maaaybe both?

Brocklandia wrote:

Fun fact: Tigers have a white spot on the back of each ear, and zoologists have advanced the theory that these spots evolved (as with butterflies, moths, and many species) as protective coloring to resemble the eyes of a larger animal and fool predators that might try to attack tigers from behind. This fact proves one of two outcomes--either:

1. Tigers are a type of wingless butterfly or moth; or,
2. We should be very afraid of an unknown predator out there that's capable of eating tigers.

Maaaybe both?

People talk like this. Exhibit A

Brocklandia wrote:

I wasn't aware toothpaste was something you dug up? Or are you making the paste from the teeth of dead bodies you unearth in the local cemetery? I thought those places had fines for unauthorized excavations, at least according to that one judge.

No clue. I only took the ACT once (and the MSAT once later for grad school). My composite ACT was 33 (thanks, danged 28 in Math, for pulling my composite down), and I still ended up here as a janitor. So don't fret--surely you're smarter than a janitor.

Unlike the Bar on a daily basis?

This!

Brocklandia wrote:

People don't have split-second access to thousands of databases to come up with facts like this. Counter-argument A-1.

Shut up and look at the facts. Exhibit B

East lodge wrote:

This! Shut up and look at the facts. Exhibit B

You're just cranky because my processors have run rings around you with cold logic.

East lodge wrote:

Stttttoooop I'm too stimulated for this. I had to take out the
^{c o l o r s} so I could think

As I'm often quoted as saying, "Thinking is overrated."

East lodge wrote:

Oh my gosh I got this light bulb that changes color. I love it. I want like 100 of them. They're awesome. I want every place in this house to be filled with them. You could just make it yellow to look normal or something.

drugs

this made me stim like crazy. The was a fun happy dance

I need more led light bulbs. I want them in a bathroom like with like multiple lights changing colors different ways. Ooh I like green. It looks so cooooooooooooool

That sounds wonderful! My favourite colour is #00bbff, 0, 187, 255, 0, 73.3, 100, 100, 27, 0, 0, 196°, 100, 50, 71.39, -15.535, -44.359, 35.816, 42.757, 100.967, 0.199, 0.238, 42.757, 71.39, 47.001, 250.699, 71.39, -47.948, -70.254, 65.389, -16.66, -45.778, 00000000, 10111011, 11111111.

East lodge wrote:

Nice color. Isn't that dark red? No that's a turquoise-ish color. It's a mid blue/green.

I was right. It's light blue. I didn't want to go in circles so I locked in a dark aquamarine/turquoise. I gotta trust myself more with this stuff. Gonna try to study act stuff.

Bleh.