The Bar on the corner of every region Board

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Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

You're 16th out of 74!
The Grimm Reaper is lazier than you!

Zany Zanes wrote:

Really? Huh. Who's first?

We have 74 employees? I don't think we even have 74 customers. Now I'm eager to know who's first too.

And I protest that Grimm is not an employee and is not lazy. Ze's one of the busiest entities around, what with all the plagues, wars, and lunch specials running loose.

Zany Zanes, The Grimm Reaper, Consuela de la Morrela, Swaraelia, and 1 otherAmbrossa

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Songs you dont understand wrote:

Arusik Tigranyan ad (Why I'm in love with her despite she's married)

I'm not in love with you posting links to advertisements on our RMB.

Drunkndisorderly, Songs you dont understand, and Ambrossa

Songs you dont understand

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Brocklandia wrote:

I'm not in love with you posting links to advertisements on our RMB.

It's a joke

Anyway, here is my replacement

CG5 Cover of Dancin'
https://youtu.be/bL7nUkpFZHg

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Songs you dont understand wrote:

It's a joke

Anyway, here is my replacement

Oh, confess: You just like to crush on guys wearing bowties. Which probably means you have to go to weddings and senior proms to meet guys who are wearing them. Kind of a narrow fetish market, I suppose, but everyone's tastes are different.

Songs you dont understand and Ambrossa

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:

Oh, confess: You just like to crush on guys wearing bowties. Which probably means you have to go to weddings and senior proms to meet guys who are wearing them. Kind of a narrow fetish market, I suppose, but everyone's tastes are different.

Accurate, but replace it with women in eyeglasses, blazers, blouse and pencil skirts

Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

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Songs you dont understand wrote:

Accurate, but replace it with women in eyeglasses, blazers, blouse and pencil skirts

You're a woman in eyeglasses, a blazer, blouse and pencil skirt who crushes on guys wearing bowties? That's an oddly specific self-description. Would your sense of self implode it you were forced at gunpoint to wear sweatpants? I ask because we have a number of firearms under the main bar, and I'm betting there's a pair of sweatpants in the Lost & Found boy (don't ask). Okay, everyone, who wants to see if Songs you dont understand's head will explode?

Zany Zanes, Songs you dont understand, and Consuela de la Morrela

Zany Zanes wrote:

Who's first?

*Looks at the baseball game playing on the big screen next to the bar*

Yup, I think you're right.

Zany Zanes and Consuela de la Morrela

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest is under way.

Ambrossa will be judging haiku.

Not technically a haiku in the classic sense, but--*ahem!*--presenting my haiku-like entry for the contest.
_____

I like the time
before dawn, because no one is
around to remind

me who I am,
so it's easier to remember
who I want to be.

Zany Zanes and Ambrossa

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:

You're a woman in eyeglasses, a blazer, blouse and pencil skirt who crushes on guys wearing bowties? That's an oddly specific self-description. Would your sense of self implode it you were forced at gunpoint to wear sweatpants? I ask because we have a number of firearms under the main bar, and I'm betting there's a pair of sweatpants in the Lost & Found boy (don't ask). Okay, everyone, who wants to see if Songs you dont understand's head will explode?

Can we keep all the firearms for now for the next Z-Day? How do we gonna kill zombs then?

Also, to clarify things up, In real life, I am a Filipino guy simping at Arusik, plays as Arusik for yah know, RP and also, listens to A-Pop

Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:

You're a woman in eyeglasses, a blazer, blouse and pencil skirt who crushes on guys wearing bowties? That's an oddly specific self-description. Would your sense of self implode it you were forced at gunpoint to wear sweatpants? I ask because we have a number of firearms under the main bar, and I'm betting there's a pair of sweatpants in the Lost & Found boy (don't ask). Okay, everyone, who wants to see if Songs you dont understand's head will explode?

Me!

Brocklandia wrote:

*Looks at the baseball game playing on the big screen next to the bar*

Yup, I think you're right.

What's on second? I don't know's on third, but who's counting? What about someone and nobody?
lol I'm 14 and I know that joke

Brocklandia wrote:

Not technically a haiku in the classic sense, but--*ahem!*--presenting my haiku-like entry for the contest.
_____

I like the time
before dawn, because no one is
around to remind

me who I am,
so it's easier to remember
who I want to be.

Brock, as of this moment you are in *gasp* *shudder*
SECOND PLACE

Brocklandia

Songs you dont understand wrote:

Can we keep all the firearms for now for the next Z-Day? How do we gonna kill zombs then?

Also, to clarify things up, In real life, I am a Filipino guy simping at Arusik, plays as Arusik for yah know, RP and also, listens to A-Pop

I'm a 92 year old man who won gold on the winter Olympics for ice wheelchair racing and currently is married to four lovely ladies who are totally my age

Brocklandia, The Grimm Reaper, and Songs you dont understand

Ambrossa wrote:

I'm a 92 year old man who won gold on the winter Olympics for ice wheelchair racing and currently is married to four lovely ladies who are totally my age

Sometimes I just can't cOnTrOl myself…

Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand

Songs you dont understand

Ambrossa wrote:

I'm a 92 year old man who won gold on the winter Olympics for ice wheelchair racing and currently is married to four lovely ladies who are totally my age

Noice.

The Free Land of The Peanut Feast

Songs you dont understand wrote:

Noice.

I'm actualy a 14 year old guy living in Arkansas and is in the 9th grade

Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, and The Peanut Feast

Clouds moving along
Sunshine glints through a treetop
Wind against my face

Songs you dont understand

Ambrossa wrote:

I'm actualy a 14 year old guy living in Arkansas and is in the 9th grade

Me, I'm a Filipino who just loves A-Pop and stanning a lot of A-Pop stars like some K-Pop BTS Stan accounts in Twitter.

*scrolls up some Armenian Pop Stars Instagram account*

Brocklandia, The Peanut Feast, and Ambrossa

The Peanut Feast wrote:

Clouds moving along
Sunshine glints through a treetop
Wind against my face

Oh thank God *wipes brow*
It's ok, Brocklandia, disaster averted. You are now back in third place, as Mr. Peanut has seized second

Brocklandia and The Peanut Feast

Songs you dont understand

A-Pop Anti COVID song

Various Armenian Artists - Mna Tany
https://youtu.be/s1NGulaIYLc

Songs you dont understand wrote:

Can we keep all the firearms for now for the next Z-Day? How do we gonna kill zombs then?

So let's recap:

Have you seen the sorts of things that come out of our kitchen?
You know zombies are already dead, right?
Guns work better with ammo, true, but ammo isn't needed. Just use the gun itself as a weapon.
We'll make the Zombie Penguins, Zombie ducks, and Zombie Dog deal with them.

Songs you dont understand wrote:

Also, to clarify things up, In real life, I am a Filipino guy simping at Arusik, plays as Arusik for yah know, RP and also, listens to A-Pop

Well, all of that is less interesting than taking bets on whether sweatpants will make your head explode, so how about we do things my way for once, shall we?

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Songs you dont understand, Zombie Dog, and 2 othersConsuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

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Songs you dont understand wrote:

A-Pop Anti COVID song

Does that introduce the possibility that we'll seen hear a pro-COVID song? I wonder if we'll be able to make out the lyrics over all the coughing and wheezing for breath ...

_{Ventilators can be awfully loud.}

Zany Zanes, Songs you dont understand, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

A page of paper,
Drifting across the counter,
Lands in poetry.

Mornings sleepy chill,
A dragon breathes clouds of steam,
Flames wash it away.