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Brocklandia wrote:

You're a woman in eyeglasses, a blazer, blouse and pencil skirt who crushes on guys wearing bowties? That's an oddly specific self-description. Would your sense of self implode it you were forced at gunpoint to wear sweatpants? I ask because we have a number of firearms under the main bar, and I'm betting there's a pair of sweatpants in the Lost & Found boy (don't ask). Okay, everyone, who wants to see if Songs you dont understand's head will explode?

Me!

Brocklandia wrote:

*Looks at the baseball game playing on the big screen next to the bar*

Yup, I think you're right.

What's on second? I don't know's on third, but who's counting? What about someone and nobody?
lol I'm 14 and I know that joke

Brocklandia wrote:

Not technically a haiku in the classic sense, but--*ahem!*--presenting my haiku-like entry for the contest.
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I like the time
before dawn, because no one is
around to remind

me who I am,
so it's easier to remember
who I want to be.

Brock, as of this moment you are in *gasp* *shudder*
SECOND PLACE