The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Cocks shotgun.

A bird metaphor? I like it. Fire at will ... Whoever Will is.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Cocks shotgun.

this looks like something potentially harmful to audiences, I should probably take it down.....
nahhhhhhhh I'll just add a little banner.

*pulls out a bird feeder for* Thick-Billed Longspur

YouTube Inc wrote:

this looks like something potentially harmful to audiences

Looking harmful is half the fun. Being harmful is the other half. Well, for me, at least.

Hey, doesn't the potential for bodily harm explain every lunch special we've ever served? I wouldn't know, because I don't eat here.

Prusmia wrote:

Brocklandia, how much do you pay this woman. I'm amazed she hasn't quit by now.

"Pay"? No one here gets paid. Trust me, I've tried to make her quit. I think she keeps working here out of a deep-seated sense of masochism. Either that, or because Interpol is looking for her everywhere else but here.

_{Hey, the reason I stay is because of the Interpol thing.}

Anyone likes my new flag and banner?

Pricane wrote:

I haven't been outside in so long that the slight at 12-2pm is too much and that's not even thr brightest time of day. I can handle 3, but not 1. 3pm is the brightest time of the day.

That probably depends on which planet you're visiting at the time.

Zombie ducks wrote:

Then go outside!

"Outside"? I think I saw that on a map once. Isn't that somewhere near Cleveland?

Brocklandia wrote:

Has her management company contacted you yet about the restraining order, or are they still translating it into your language?

She got sued once by a company but no reports after that.

EDIT: Her ad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRxLc1D7NQY

EDIT 2:
Her ad again
https://youtu.be/1GWmlbneNE0

Absentmindedly polishes a table whilst checking the income from her YouTube Inc, Instagram, and OnlyFans accounts on her phone...

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Polishes and admires her award🎖 for 3rd 'Highest Workforce Participation Rate in The Bar'🏆...

Second place huh, Zany Zanes?

As long as everyone else is ranked higher than me, then my agenda of being the Bar's laziest employee is successful.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest is under way. Ambrossa will be judging haiku.

Any haiku sir? Like any ideas sir?

Brocklandia wrote:

As long as everyone else is ranked higher than me, then my agenda of being the Bar's laziest employee is successful.

You're 16th out of 74!
The Grimm Reaper is lazier than you!