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Virifortis wrote:Oh, yeah, bitlife...
I remember when I killed the guy who bullied me in the game
And nothing else happened.

I once tried to murder my cheating girlfriend and she broke up with me because I like dogs

Hmm maybe I should leave him. He did try killing me. Wait…he likes dogs! Oh hell nah

Hello this is the first time I'm posting in a region other than my current one. Also, today's my birthday!

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Your brother assaulted you.
He smashed your brain
He inverted your stomach
He bent your bones.

Average bitlife relationship

there is a one in four chance you will die if you press "attack he/her"

XD amgus sus play left4dead2

United States Of Alpha wrote:Hello this is the first time I'm posting in a region other than my current one. Also, today's my birthday!

Happy birthday!

I'll be leaving for Dallas tomorrow to go to VRC Worlds, which is basically a competition for robots.

United States Of Alpha wrote:I'll be leaving for Dallas tomorrow to go to VRC Worlds, which is basically a competition for robots.

nerd

United States Of Alpha wrote:I'll be leaving for Dallas tomorrow to go to VRC Worlds, which is basically a competition for robots.

Cool!

Novosibersk wrote:nerd

Bro could you not

Amgus sus wrote:XD amgus sus play left4dead2

amadeo haha
(this person is my friend in school)

United States Of Alpha wrote:I'll be leaving for Dallas tomorrow to go to VRC Worlds, which is basically a competition for robots.

Awesome!

do any of y'all actually read the entire terms and conditions of something before agreeing to it

Novosibersk wrote:nerd

Uhm 🤓
We don’t claim you if you didn’t —nuke falls

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Uhm 🤓
We don’t claim you if you didn’t —nuke falls

I had all the nerds in my nation sent to a big underground bunker where they are forced to develop orbital nuclear satellites against their will

anyone who suspect to be a nerd will also get sent down there

Novosibersk wrote:I had all the nerds in my nation sent to a big underground bunker where they are forced to develop orbital nuclear satellites against their will

Damn

Novosibersk wrote:anyone who suspect to be a nerd will also get sent down there

Someone should keep an eye on him.

Drystar wrote:You do know the term for where someone keeps falcons and other birds of prey is a mews?

gen alpha mew

Novosibersk wrote:anyone who suspect to be a nerd will also get sent down there

Here have some goat cheese cookies

Reantreet wrote:gen alpha mew

Gen beta mew

Trash Heap City wrote:Gen beta mew

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🔥

The end

Trash Heap City wrote:Gen beta mew

Gen Gamma Mew

Virifortis wrote:Oh, yeah, bitlife...
I remember when I killed the guy who bullied me in the game
And nothing else happened.

I once killed a teacher and a bully and went to work as a police
IN BITLIFE

Kami0 wrote:I once killed a teacher and a bully and went to work as a police
IN BITLIFE

Oh yea. I failed a drug test, my wife divorced me, I got fired and my kids were sent to her so I robbed cars and sold them for years. Robbed houses and fled to Estonia where I murdered people before dying from cancer

Novosibersk wrote:I had all the nerds in my nation sent to a big underground bunker where they are forced to develop orbital nuclear satellites against their will

So, what's stopping those same nerds from nuking you? I mean, you made them safe underground, free from the nuclear blasts. Sounds like to me, you just gave WMDs to your prisoners.

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