The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

finds myself splitting into multiples of myself after the movement of the bar

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

chili tastiest delicious with the body parts of dead Australians -Some random emus who like eating Australians, probably.

Probably yeah

Help the clones are taking over the bar. They're spilling out the door! There are too many me's here!

At this point, they just fall over each other, knocking down people. They're human, and occasionally a cat imposter, so it's just a big mess.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

”cant wait to meet you as a emu”
-Emuus

a Pricane emu appears

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

“hi”
-Emuus

more emus appear
emos appear
the emus attack the wolves
the wolves attack the humans
the emos attack the humans and protect the wolves
the emus go emo
the emus have been annexed
the humans go wolf
the wolves spontaneously combust

*Stalemate*

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

“The (beep) did I just watch-“
-Emuus

Idk and I wrote it. I gotta make a few charts

The emos won. Everyone else is either a former emu or a wolf who combusted.

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

“ok bye”

Emuus proceeds to disappear

(ima start using italics only for actions now)

Nvm didn't need a chart.

Wait was I human or wolf? It doesn't matter, cause either way I combu-

leaves and steals a drink from an empty table

also takes a block of ☆▪︎▪︎☆+°• Purchased By Someone Else Cheese☆▪︎▪︎☆+°• and a chair

Pricane wrote:

New York isn't worth a dime.

Now, while I won't say you're wrong, I must also point out that a nickel is worth less than a dime, so my statement still stands.

That's not to say that dimes are worth much either. They make better tossing ammo than currency. They make a nice _^tink sound when they hit stuff

*She tosses several of the small silver coins at Pricane as well as other patrons and staff*

Pricane wrote:

spawns back into existence, only to be attacked with silver

It's fine... as long as it's not a bullet...

Don't get ideas...

It's not real silver, silly. I don't bring anything actually valuable to this place

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Sits at the Bar still on fire.

I'm fine. This is fine.

Er, misser Toby, I pretty certain the Bar by its very nature exists throughout all time and space, intersecting an infinite spectrum of the realities across all of the multiverse...We don't need to, (as usual) we just instantly slip over to one of the universes where the Bar is just fine, and wasn't just torched...

smilesᶯ⁰ ɳ0 ɴo - иo need. Look everything is fine!

Gestures around to the totally fine and functional Bar that we all know and love, and hands you a bowl of her homemade chilli.

_{Praise be.}

The maintenance worker looks slightly dejected, but smiles politely anyway. The chili is declined graciously, as all the previous discussion of it is still echoing around the bar.

I see...thank you.

Praise be.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Finds the Zombie ducks that are still zombies, and guides them back to the Bar with a trail of tortilla pieces and crumbled taco shells that are dusted with Chilli con carne seasoning...

They’re all dead. Lifeless dead ducks… Danielle still needs to be eaten!

Definitely toby wrote:

i take a feather off your body and burn it

sets danielle, and all the other ducks, on fire

Pato crembulee

*haunts you*