The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Zombie ducks wrote:

*haunts you*

It's OK. I'm used to being haunted. I don't like it when the entities watch me change my clothes however. That part is not fun. I also don't like it when the spirits follow me to the bathroom. Oh no, I just gave you free ammunition.

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

The maintenance worker yelps, allowing the strange being to bodily drag them out of the bar.

Where are we going?!

We're going to a criminal base a few minutes away from the bar. We're gonna destroy everything.

First, we're getting a drink from a restaurant or store nearby. Whatever you're more willing to pay for.

Zombie ducks wrote:

They’re all dead. Lifeless dead ducks… Danielle still needs to be eaten!

Eats the Zombie ducks

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

“What, are all your ghosts horny or something? Because why would they watch you change-”
-Emuus

Maybe they're art students?

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:

“What, are all your ghosts horny or something? Because why would they watch you change-”
-Emuus

Zany Zanes wrote:

Maybe they're art students?

I.... the ghosts of art students want to draw me or something?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Nods along.

Alright. Got it.

Pauses a moment.

Only...there's one problem!

What is it?
feels self conscious now

Do people think im..I'm... attractive? Or do they just want to draw people, no matter the build?

Zombie ducks wrote:

*ties string to our necks* Now we’re stuck together forever!

I have a thing for collars. Oh no, now I'm gonna have fun.

Yeah, we're just chained together now. Yeah... definitely not blushing now...

_{i'm gonna make you leave... gender neutral term for daddy... ...make it.}

t i g h t e r. Make me light headed. Make me gag...

And more importantly
_{stop haunting me}

Definitely toby wrote:

What is it?

The maintenance worker scratches his head embarrassed.

Well...it's just, I'm broke. I can't afford drinks at a store or restaurant nearby.

Definitely toby wrote:

I.... the ghosts of art students want to draw me or something?
What is it?
feels self conscious now

Do people think im..I'm... attractive? Or do they just want to draw people, no matter the build?

I have no idea. You could pull out an Ouija board and ask, I guess?

Definitely toby wrote:

hands you a drink I took from a table

Here. Let's go!!!

Accepts the drink.

Thanks!

Dumps the drink discreetly and follows after.

Alright, off we go!

Definitely toby wrote:

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

hours of implied rp later, we dont return to the bar. Instead, we go somewhere to get the ashes and smoke off us. Then, we go home. We spent the night demolishing the hideout, and we set it all ablaze. It's nothing more, but the remains of what could be described as what happens when hell opens and roars. Goodnight. Im going to go play video games and try to remember what kind of stuff I like to do outside some form of work.

Brocklandia wrote:

When did this Bar turn into one big hookup zone? At least the content sells well on the Bar's OnlyFans page ... Well, okay, sort of well. We're up to two subscribers now ... Well, not subscribers, exactly, more like spam-bots. But, still, we're up to two.

Do the bots actually pay?

Neutrality Foundation wrote:

Do the bots actually pay?

With every fiber of their electronic beings.

Brocklandia wrote:

Heh. I'm not sure "fun romance" and "snuff pron" belong conceptually in the same post, but I'll defer to Drunkndisorderly. According to the work schedule posted on the employee bulletin board, ze's in charge of embassies ... and cleaning the restrooms this week.

_{I just penciled that last part in, but don't tell Drunkie I'm the one who did it. Let's see how long until ze figures it out.}

Hehe oki.

It's whatever. It's fine. I don't care.

Brocklandia wrote:

Yeah, but is 13 the minimum age ... or the maximum? Judging by half the players and RMBs, seems like it's a maximum.

_{I still qualify, since 13 is my I.Q.}

Most players here are not over the age of 21, but a good amount of them are over 21. I doubt many people here are around 13... like you gotta be on this site for a while, and then stumble upon it in a dark haze. Funny, cause my experience was different. In my experience, I saw the text to the title of the region very bigger than the rest; the text was very much emphasized.

A lot of the people here are like teens. There are young adults, adult adults, and old people who are like "I haven't been on this site in 15 years!"

Pricane wrote:

but a good amount of them are over 21

Inches? Where do they find pants that fit?

Pricane wrote:

Your iq is at least 110 admit it. I don't know in particular. I can't look at people and guess I.Q.s

Yeah, yeah--that's very flattering. I'm smarter than the average bear, and lazier than the average janitor ... or was it the other way around?