The Bar on the corner of every region Board

The 𝔐𝔢𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩 of Lemona

Haiiii :3

Lemona

The Unified Equalitist State of 10000 Ants

Lemona wrote:

Oak tree

Nostalgia of Minecraft, mining wood, crafting supplies, mining ore, murder of innocent ani- I mean uhhhhhh

Making houses…

Yeah…

Zany Zanes

The T-Virus infection of Zombie Dog

*The zombie ants begin to take new lessons from the live ant on how to speak, eat, basically act alive. It shall become New New Veruvia's leader, along with carefully selected zombie ants to help him run it.*

Brocklandia and Alta Sil

*The dog takes Mys buda yu to the kitchen*

Brocklandia and CSharpa

Socianesia

The Musical Entity of CSharpa

South east asia

10000 Ants wrote:

*the soldier begin to kill the ants*

The Land of Musical Notes

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, then, ze died doing what ze loved, ordering drinks that would kill hir.

And in a completely unrelated announcement, today's lunch special is the Sharp Cheddar Cheese Omlette, made with fresh CSharpa cheese. Order up!

Lemona wrote:

Ooooo yum I want some!

gets chopped up to pieces while apparently being still alive

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lemona

CSharpa wrote:

gets chopped up to pieces while apparently being still alive
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, you weren't alive at the time, so stop your complaining. What's a few missing limbs?

CSharpa

The Furry Strangereal Yassifiers of Sicario Mercenary Corps

Trying to decipher
ancient instructions for
making Egyptian potato salad.
Day 3.
Progress is slow.

Zany Zanes and Alta Sil

I would like a drink of the toxic goo from half life 1

The Furry Strangereal Yassifiers of Sicario Mercenary Corps

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

I would like a drink of the toxic goo from half life 1

By sheer coincidence, I think we have the recipe for that:

1 package of lime gelatin.
1 liter of tap water (biohazard).
17 rusty nails.
32 angry cats (shaved).
2 kilotonnes of uranium.
15 kilograms of arsenic.
1 jigger of gin.

Refine and compress uranium. Mix in other ingredients. Shake well. Serve in a highball glass and garnish with an olive. Run away before it eats through the glass.

Sounds simple enough.

Here you go! Drink up, and be quick about it. You don't want it to kill you halfway through, do you?

Alta Sil and Sicario Mercenary Corps

Brocklandia wrote:

By sheer coincidence, I think we have the recipe for that:

1 package of lime gelatin.
1 liter of tap water (biohazard).
17 rusty nails.
32 angry cats (shaved).
2 kilotonnes of uranium.
15 kilograms of arsenic.
1 jigger of gin.

Refine and compress uranium. Mix in other ingredients. Shake well. Serve in a highball glass and garnish with an olive. Run away before it eats through the glass.

Sounds simple enough.

Here you go! Drink up, and be quick about it. You don't want it to kill you halfway through, do you?

That’s just a bonus
*several loud gulps are heard. I am nowhere to be seen*

The Furry Strangereal Yassifiers of Sicario Mercenary Corps

Edited

Sicario Mercenary Corps wrote:

That’s just a bonus
*several loud gulps are heard. I am nowhere to be seen*

And it disintegrates customers too? Why, I think that recipe needs to be our featured cocktail of the month for September!

_{Best of all, no body count to clean up after.}

Zany Zanes and Sicario Mercenary Corps

Brocklandia wrote:

And it disintegrates customers too? Why, I think that recipe needs to be our featured cocktail of the month for September!

_{Best of all, no body count to clean up after.}

A small price to pay for half life 1 radioactive goo

Songs you dont understand

The Unified Equalitist State of 10000 Ants

Brocklandia wrote:

By sheer coincidence, I think we have the recipe for that:

1 package of lime gelatin.
1 liter of tap water (biohazard).
17 rusty nails.
32 angry cats (shaved).
2 kilotonnes of uranium.
15 kilograms of arsenic.
1 jigger of gin.

Refine and compress uranium. Mix in other ingredients. Shake well. Serve in a highball glass and garnish with an olive. Run away before it eats through the glass.

Sounds simple enough.

Here you go! Drink up, and be quick about it. You don't want it to kill you halfway through, do you?

Angry cats for a toxic goo? Lel

The Rejected Empire of Of Emus

Socianesia wrote:

*the soldier begin to kill the ants*

*The ants begin to crawl up the soldier's legs, and repeatedly over and over trying to bite the soldier, some try to get to the other limbs*

The T-Virus infection of Zombie Dog

gonna be vibing in the bar until embassy is done

Songs you dont understand

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Arf arf woof bark bark
Woof bark growl bark woof arf arf
Bark growl woof arf woof!

*The dog then stuffs the remains of Rudolph into Alta Sil's bucket*

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Alta Sil

The Musical Entity of CSharpa

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Alta Sil will declare a winner.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Alta Sil

The Land of Musical Notes

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, you weren't alive at the time, so stop your complaining. What's a few missing limbs?

I got knocked out, I wasn't dead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT PAINS

SOMEONE COVER UP MY SHOULDER

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Father eagle

The Rejected Empire of Of Emus

The land of eagles

I am hearing a lot of noise. It hurt my ears so much so I came down here to check.

CSharpa

CSharpa wrote:

I got knocked out, I wasn't dead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT PAINS

SOMEONE COVER UP MY SHOULDER

AAAAAAAAAAAA

here’s some spare limbs I dug out of the dumpster

CSharpa

CSharpa wrote:

I got knocked out, I wasn't dead.

Prove it. Just because you can talk and wave one or more appendages around doesn't mean you aren't dead. Just ask the Zombie Penguins, Zombie Goats, Zombie Dog, zombie ants ...

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and CSharpa

Father eagle wrote:

I am hearing a lot of noise. It hurt my ears so much so I came down here to check.

Well, here's a complimentary beer and bowl of pretzels for you to enjoy while you're here. But there's nothing to see--nothing going on--no noise at all. Nope. Nothing noisy happening at all.

Lemona, Sicario Mercenary Corps, and Father eagle